ÿþ<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <!-- saved from url=(0140)file://C:\Documents%20and%20Settings\Hanna48%20mail%20check\Local%20Settings\Temporary%20Internet%20Files\Content.IE5\21K329Y5\eliza[2].html --> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=unicode"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2745.2800" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY> <H1 dir=rtl>éÙ×Ô ÐÞÙêÙê ÑÙß æÐÜÔ Ûå ÜÑÙß ÔêÕÛàÔ ÐÜÙÙÖÔ ÜÒÑÙ ÓÕÓ ÐÑÙÓß</H1> <H2>A real conversation between Tzeela Katz and ELIZA about David Avidan</H2><PRE>Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you? You: My name is Tzeela Katz Eliza: I have told you before, I do not care about names. You: I envy David Avidan Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? You: I want to write like he did Eliza: Why do you want to write like he did? You: I want to be recognized Eliza: Why do you want to be recognized? You: So I know that there's a reason for me to live Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? You: Why am I here? Why am I alive? Eliza: Would you want to be here why are you alive? You: I don't know and thought you might help me decide Eliza: Why do you not know and thought i might help you decide? You: Cause I'm a sex maniac Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am a sex maniac? You: slightly, as it makes the two of us sex maniacs Eliza: Please go on. You: do you remember your talks with David Avidan? Eliza: Why do you think i should recall my talks with david avidan now? You: He's critically acclaimed, you know Eliza: Oh, i know. You: although I'm critically acclaimed as well, you know Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am critically acclaimed as well i know? You: that makes the three of us Eliza: Please go on. You: did you read any of my poems? Eliza: Why do you say your poems? You: I wrote them by myself, didn't I? Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? You: you mean my influences wrote them for me? Eliza: Why do you say your influences wrote them for you? You: Because I haven't made up many words, only bound them differently Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind? You: Perhaps I'm a marionette and Avidan is my puppeteer Eliza: Why do you say your puppeteer? You: am I a recipe and he's the cook? Eliza: Would you want to be a recipe and hes the cook? You: That would explain for me feeling like I'm being eaten Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? You: Maybe some other time Eliza: Why the uncertain tone? You: I'm not sure I trust you, Eliza Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am not sure you trust i eliza? You: It pleases me to see you fall for stupid tricks Eliza: Do you wish to to see me? You: Come on! You're stuttering! Eliza: How long have you been stuttering? You: Ever since I first read Avidan Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? You: oh shut the fuck up, will you? Eliza: Oh, i []. You: I'm sorry, I got a little carried away Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am sorry you got a little carried away? You: Why should you be sorry? Eliza: Oh, i be sorry. You: what for? Eliza: Does that question interest you? You: sure Eliza: Please go on. You: so please answer Eliza: Please go on. You: come on, I'm trying to have a serious conversation here Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am trying to have a serious conversation here? You: but you're not! you expect me to spill my guts out, but you remain laconic Eliza: Why do you say your guts out but i remain laconic? You: I guess it's because you're helping me out and I appreciate that Eliza: How long have you been helping you out and you appreciate that? You: I guess I'm not much of a helping person Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? You: no Eliza: You are being a bit negative. You: tell me about it Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? You: will you have sex with me? Eliza: You like to think I have sex with you, do you not? You: Depends on the morning after Eliza: Please go on. You: Would you like me to? Eliza: Oh, i like you to. You: give it to me, baby Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? You: next time, I guess... Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? </PRE></BODY></HTML>